Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Tom Brady is gonna be a proud papa
B-rate actress Bridget Moynahan is pregnant, and Tom Brady is the dad. Only problem is, the two have split up.
Yet some corners of the media, fueled no doubt by the Feminazis and Harradins among them, are castigating Brady... that bad, bad evil athlete, just going around and getting women pregnant.
So does anyone wish to question dear sweet Bridget and her morals and her scruples? After all, it does take two to tango.
Meantime, Brady has moved on to a new interest, a gal named Gisele Bundchen. Gisele is a great gardener and housekeeper, enjoys poetry and mixes a delicious strawberry daiquiri. Oh, she models lingerie too? Betcha Brady never even noticed!